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THE SEXUAL ROMP

Bart hastily dabbed at his eyes with a tissue that he grabbed off the table. “That was only part of it. The women—glamorous celebrities, politicians’ wives, even a queen from some far-off Asian country—offered to strip me down right there in my office and drain me dry. So many women have bared their breasts to me that it reached a point that I had a female member of my staff join me in all meetings with a woman.”


“It truly is a fool’s paradise!”
“That it is. It’s also happened to some of my colleagues, but frankly, I had become the celebrity senator. The Golden Boy label followed me around like a hungry little puppy dog. Many foolish people are attracted to power and name identification. Some of the stories I heard were bigger and more fantastic than what I’ve just told you. Cheating goes on all the time. As I said, I remained strong. I stayed loyal to Julie. I love her and still do, dearly.”
“So what happened?”
“I managed to keep things under control until the monster reared its ugly head.”
“How’s that?”


“It went like this: two of the most gorgeous women I’ve ever met, twins, Sonja and Mona, came to visit me about women’s rights. They were seeking changes to some inequities in the law. I saw their point, and they invited me to a meeting with a group of women whom they worked with to discuss strategy. They were staying in a hotel. When I arrived, I was directed to a room on the seventh floor. I assumed the hotel had some meeting rooms at a higher floor reserved for concierge services.


“Their door was slightly ajar, and as I walked up, they stepped out, opened the door wide, and before I could size up the situation, they each grabbed me by the arm and pulled me in. I could see they were wearing see-through robes. I must admit, I didn’t put up a lot of resistance. They said nothing. One began taking my tie off, the other my shirt. They worked me down to nothing in seconds. They’re big ladies, and they literally lifted me up with a hand under each arm and transported me into the bedroom. I must admit, heaven opened up. My body served as a dish. They began licking, one from the top down and the other from the bottom up, until they began to focus on my protrusion standing at full attention. Then they produced some Häagen-Dazs, from God knows where, and doused me in ice cream; I didn’t even feel a chill. I totally lost control; by then I was on fire. While one licked, the other served me champagne like a nurse serving a patient. David, this went on for three days. Occasionally, I came up for air, forcing myself to get to the telephone, restrain my giddiness, and call you, Julie, my dad, and some staff members."
Bart broke down, sobbing uncontrollably. Between gasps for breath, he blurted out, “then it got uglier. I began to tell one lie after another."


"What did the ladies then do?"
“The ladies said nothing. They didn’t ask for a return visit. They had no misgivings; all of a sudden, they bid me good-bye, very businesslike. They did ask me on the way out to pay the bill. I did so without another thought. I went right to a nearby motel to gain strength and get my head working again. I rested for a day, thought up more lies, and went home to Julie. She accepted my story about my mother’s health, and we settled in normal life, which I appreciated more than ever. I must admit that Julie was put out that I ignored her request to visit my mother, especially because thy have always been close, but I squirmed out of that. I took a secret oath, swearing off the bottle again and promising myself to be on guard from then on. Yet I found myself attracted to drink again. I even started to dream about it, and frankly, I did a little cheating, but I kept it controllable.
“Then the dam burst! My world came crashing down on me. When I had checked out at the hotel, I wasn’t thinking clearly. When I reached into my wallet, I pulled out the first credit card I saw. It turns out that was my personal card, and all the bills went to my home. You know what happened next? Julie, of course, opened up the statement from the credit card company and noticed an unusual jump in expenditures. It didn’t take her long to notice the hotel billings for three nights, the heavy consumption of liquor, all the charged meals, and the heavy loads of laundry.”

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